Delicate tea balanced with a sweet natural smelling rose. It is ethereal yet earthy and grounded. An absolute delight.

The whole thing about the LV line is that they’re all pretty simple smelling. And yet somehow perfect. theyre a study in classy minimalism. Ginger tea and citrus in a magnetic, diffusive base. Glorious. This is the logical progression of Chanel Allure Blanche > Uden > Uden Overdose > this.

This is a fantastic sweetened saffron on the same base that is present in several Bisch perfumes. That huge diffusive woody aroma chemical stuff - and it works brilliantly here.

pleasant fresh fruity citrus with an ethyl maltol vetiver (a la vetiver gris) sort of base. Enjoyable and not perhaps the 4711 clone you’d expect from the name. Better than expected.

Arguably one of the finest masculine perfumes everywhere - a fizzy fuzzy diffusive aromatic mossy totemic perfume. Directly from the god tier.

Absurdly potent ambery patchouli which weirdly gives off slight Mugler Angel vibes. I love it. But having applied it erroneously today with a hangover I am minded to warn all comers about its strength. Nuclear.

The ultimate nostalgia fragrance for me. I’m instantly 16 again - drinking thunderbird and smoking marlboro reds with mates during what was a summer that seemed to last forever

Elegant smoked vetiver with a little bit of rugged earthiness. Very classical feeling. A great vetiver and up there as a personal favourite with Dior

I've seen people mention this as being similar to Balenciaga Pour Homme. This has no business being mentioned even in the same sentence as Balenciaga. It is horrific. It starts with a obnoxious overdose of honeyed pineapple and lavender which is as jarring as it is loud. And it's very loud. It settles down and becomes more bearable in the same way that I suppose chewing broken glass might become bearable as one acclimatises to the perfect pain. It is vile. It is dated and old school in all the very worst ways. It's less Burt Reynolds and more Jimmy Saville. Terrible.

God tier perfume. Reference level