Rose + toilet cleaner

Fake oud, overblown money grab, smells like synethic oud and cheesey aldehydes. For a better execution of the same idea see Oud Extravagant by Maître Parfumeur et Gantier, which is also slightly less extortionate in price. This is a nasty, stinky perfume I had to scrub off.. There are better fake ouds out there for 200 times cheaper.

Screaming, LOUD calone with the usual blue notes. If you like calone, this is OK, but I find it nauseating. I'll stick to my vintage Cool Water.

When I wear a very modern take on men's classic fragrances like this, I just wish I'd put on a vintage instead. This could never even come close, as it has all the elements required except the most important, namely real oakmoss.

Smells like my dad in the 80s, instant nostalgia. I got a free vintage mini of this with an order, I'm blown away!

Smoked, burnt rubber. Possibly the most traditionally masculine smelling perfume I've ever smelled. This is what Tom of Finland by ELDO should have smelled like.

90% calone. This one put me in a bad mood, possibly the worst from a very disappointing, and expensive, sample set.

샤넬의 르 리옹이 미슐랭 스타 레스토랑의 요리라면, 이것은 즉각적인 복통과 당뇨병을 유발하는 패스트푸드 버전입니다. 끔찍합니다.

Basic aroma-chemical soup which has been done way better by other houses.

Nauseating, teenage Sephora horror-show.