A+ for bottle originality. That’s the only thing I can get behind. This smells like an 80’s televangelist who gets caught cheating on his wife with an actress in a soap opera. Maybe like the magician at your birthday party (also in the 80’s) who hits on your mom. Loud, spicy, ambery, powdery full on assault on modern society. If someone wore this at work, I would try to work in a different part of the store.