I'm Bleu dah boo dee dah boo dah daboo dee daboo dah... (I actually detest that song and actually can't believe I even joke sang the fucker!) Yeah so inevitably Montblanc Explorer went Blue. It had to happen didn't it? The first one was a lighter, more nimble, fresher, cheaper, frankly not as good Aventus, but literally who cares in this day and age? I'm flabbergasted people still give a shit about that. (By that I mean Aventus or copies of Aventus) Anywho....I entered this with an open mind. I mean it features three excellent perfumers, how bad could it be? Bad! I mean it's conceptually, pointless to anyone other than the most rudimentary perfume fan. I'm bored of describing it already and I've not even started on what it smells like which I might have hazarded a guess would be a knock off of something else on the market Bleu de Chanel or Sauvage or whatever but they even managed to go so generic, I don't even know what they copied? What are people saying here? let me see....some obscure flanker of Chrome. OK. This to me has pleasant opening citrus and sparkle, I mean it does, I'm not going to completely maul this like the horrible perfume snob I am, I knew what I was getting into. Then the main accord is of a white floral, hand moisturiser and 'modern art seaside' (in hindsight that description makes it sound more exciting than it actually is) I don't like it and I wouldn't wear it. As apposed to the original Explorer which for all it's painfully obvious (really late actually) Aventus bandwagon jumping, I found it a nice fragrance. This I don't. It's not my bag, but hey, it might just be yours.