I ordered a tiny sample just to see what the big deal was about this scent. I didn’t expect to like it and I definitely do not, but for very different reasons than most people in the reviews. 

I think this scent pulls differently depending on skin chemistry more than some others might, so take what I’m saying with a grain of salt, but a lot of the reviews are a little dramatic. I don’t think it smells like genitals of any kind (unfortunately - that probably would’ve been better lol) but instead, on me and on paper, it smells like a sterilized hospital room. When I first smelled it, it genuinely reminded me so much of seeing a relative on their deathbed in the hospital that I teared up. I wouldn’t call this a clean scent, but it smells a bit like a dying person who just got a sponge bath with hospital soap that’s unscented but still has that sort of smell that I can only describe as hospital to it. 

I wouldn’t call this offensive, I think it’s probably a great scent for some people who like powdery, aquatic, slightly sour scents, but for me, the scent memory is too strong to even try to wear it for a full wear test to determine longevity. When I scrubbed it off, I could still smell it faintly on my skin, so I imagine it’s quite long lasting.

To be honest, it reminds me of NAP without the powder finish.