Right okay then...Juicy couture... what a gaudy, utterly horrible brand it is. I remember a few years back girls walking around with those awful sweatpants on with the logo across the bum...although maybe that says more about me than it does them? Anyway...I'd heard good things about this fragrance mainly on here and thought I'd give it a try. Blind bought Dirty English as it was going cheap and I must say it's not that bad. Kinda reminds me of the sweet 'Dr Peppery' vibes coming from Dunhill Custom shame is it has similar longevity issues. Dirty English opens with mandarin it has a tobacco, vanilla and cardamom vibe with smokiness and above all leather. The dense woody base to this fragrance is remarkably deep and I expected great longevity but it fell short in my opinion...not too bad though. The first hour or so of this fragrance is the best but there's just something inherently cheap about it which means it will never excite me. I'll have to wear it more to form a better opinion but I don't get oud from it really, not what I consider to be an Oud accord anyway. Dirty by name, Dirty by nature and a pleasant surprise of a fragrance.