Here we have Prada serving up another plate of big fat disappointment with yet another vapid iteration of the dreaded Luna Rossa line, this seems to be a signature move for them at this point. I have yet to find a single fragrance from this line that’s even remotely decent. The Le Parfum of Luna Rossa Ocean presents us with what can only be described as one of the most boring and lifeless note breakdowns I’ve ever seen. It’s still dominated by the same screechy overdose of Amber Xtreme, enough to melt your nose away should you get too close, alongside an intense woody sweetness which overall smells very cheap and lazy. This is a scent for synthetic humans walking amongst us in the shadows; seemingly organic and unsuspicious cyborgs which are incapable of displaying human emotion or opinions. This is a scent for those which cannot form independent thoughts, the soulless robots of the world will rejoice at this release.